Flint Marko (William Baker) ||| SANDMAN (
originalbeachboy) wrote2015-07-04 09:20 pm
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[Sandman could in fact not dance the maccarana atop the Empire State Building, because he couldn't dance the maccarana.
He could, however, easily appear at an open window atop an elongated pair of legs and seamlessly slip in a stream of sand into Verity's home. Force of habit as much as anything, his tendency to take the 'back entrance' to anywhere was one of the reasons he was so tricky to catch.]
Yo, doll! You around?
He could, however, easily appear at an open window atop an elongated pair of legs and seamlessly slip in a stream of sand into Verity's home. Force of habit as much as anything, his tendency to take the 'back entrance' to anywhere was one of the reasons he was so tricky to catch.]
Yo, doll! You around?
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[He casually falls backwards once he has his drink in hand- only to end up sitting on a bench made from himself. Odd to think that really it shouldn't actually make any difference in terms of comfort since technically he's still on his 'feet' but all the same he does it.
Room for her too naturally.]
I've always preferred the drink to the philosophy, tell yah the truth.
[But he indulges in the philosophy more often, because he can't help himself.]
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It is often easier to not think.
[Not that it's so easy to not think, even with the drinks. She's still giving it the old college try.]
So. My turn?
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[He takes himself a heavy swig before only half looking her way.]
Only if you wanna spill.
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So, it starts with my grandfather. He left when my dad was little. He gave my dad a magic ring and a warning as a going-away present. A ring that lets the wearer always see through lies and illusions, and a warning to not wear it too long because too much truth is hard to take.
And my dad kept it with him always. Grew up, got married, had me. And had a hole in his pocket. It landed where little baby Verity could grab it, so I did, and I swallowed it. The doctors never got it out, because the ring dissolved.
[Time for more wine.]
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And that's how you got yer power? Right from a baby?
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[Another drink.]
I'm not sure when dad told mom, or if he ever did. He didn't tell me until he decided I was "old enough to handle the truth." Which was ten years after he left us. Mom's always been of the opinion that I should at least pretend to be okay. I know she loves me, but... I don't know if she doesn't understand or doesn't believe me. Either way.
I know they got divorced because of me. They both think that isn't true, but their fights almost always started out about me. How I was being difficult or mean because I didn't automatically buy into all those lies people tell kids. And it seemed like the rest of the world agreed with that assessment, so I just stopped trying after a while. If the world was going to be horrible, I'd just stay home.
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[He drinks at the exact same moment she does, meaning she always has his full attention.]
I mean, I always hated being treated like I was dumb just 'cos I was a kid, but that's on another level. No wonder you locked yerself away from the rest of us jerks.
[He feels a profound sense of similarity- abandonment at a young age from the father certain it was their fault, a well meaning but ill equipped mother, an unwelcoming world. She retreated, he lashed out.]
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[In another life, she might have been one of those profoundly good people he spends so much time fighting. But in this one, she's ended up squarely in the Neutral Selfish center of the alignment chart.]
Lots of other people are jerks, but hiding didn't work.
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You can run, but you can't hide. Always the way. So. Something musta happened, right?
[Otherwise, why would she even be talking to a bum like him?]
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I made a friend, and I realized I don't have to be lonely. It's actually kind of a funny story. My mom was on my case again about staying home alone all the time, and eventually guilted me into trying speed dating. Of all things, right? I figured it'd be a couple of hours and at least the drinks would be good. The night went about how I expected, and then Loki sat down and told me a story.
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It's the latter, this time. Mostly. Loki has a bad rep even among crooks, so it's kind of humorous to think he'd be a good influence. Then again... Look at him.]
Didn't think you was into stories.
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He's not the same one, you know. He's a different Loki now. Younger, nicer.
[She's very protective of him, in her way.]
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[He shrugs lightly, taking a swig of his drink again.]
So I ain't really got room to judge. A fella's reputation can only tell yah so much.
((*As far as the player knows at least! Watch this space.))
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[She's honestly curious about the second part.]
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[Yes, they actually did.]
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[He pinches the bridge of his nose in the way people only do when thinking about the most frustrating stupidity.]
I worked for years with a guy who called himself Paste-Pot Pete and he was the most competent guy in the room that day.
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[She takes a long drink.]
I'm really starting to regret the whole "paying taxes" part of being an adult.
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[He shrugs widely.]
We had just taken down the FF. And Thundra and Tigra, 'cept she was called the werewoman at the time.
[Which, as anyone who knows the basics of linguistics knows, is stupid.]
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[Yeah, that code name is giving her inner linguistics lover a minor fit.]
Definitely not buying a ticket to the policeman's ball this year.
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[Said so casually.]
I'd rather have the cops still hang around though. They're easy to handle.
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[He lets out a little chuckle.]
The look on their faces when cuffs go right through my wrists is priceless!
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That does sound pretty funny. Do you have a catchphrase for when you do that?
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[ And no, he's not related to Cain Marko.]
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And then we got Superior Spider-Man, who honestly, I miss.
I liked it, but felt it ended when it needed to. It was getting hard to see heroes buying it.
Yeah, it was unsustainable in the long-term, but I loved Otto and Anna Maria.
I will never get over Otto's 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT A DOCTOR' moment.
Priceless. Did you read Superior Foes?
Catching up! Great stuff. Funny story, Boomerang is Flint's cousin-in-law. Or was. I dunno anymore.
If it's a story Boomerang told, there's no way of knowing.
I've yet to track down where it was revealed, but apparently it is a thing.
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