originalbeachboy | (no subject)

Sand sounds just as artery-clogging.

Ah. He got picked last for kickball. Did the kids win?

[Okay she's mostly gambling on the fact no kids were hurt in the making of this production for her joke to not entirely be in poor taste.]

Not if you don't got arteries neither.

Kinda. With some emotional scars. In 20 years we're gonna have a whole bunch of little super villains or heroes running around.

If you and Punisher started dating, we could call you SandCastle. Would last just as long as one.

Don't tell SHIELD. Probably looking to add to their collection.

I understand about 50% of whatever you say, but somehow I get 100% annoyed. Doesn't seem fair.

And I'm maybe 20% sorry.

No you're not.

[ But he doesn't mind, anyway. ]

You're right. That's just my phone battery.

You never finished your story.

What more is there to tell?

[ It was kind of miserable, really. ]

Did you at least break his nose?

[And she's kinda miserable at this.]

Nah. I thought about really messing him up, but the kids were still there. And I'm not like him, which ain't a high bar, but you gotta draw your line in the sand somewhere, don't you?

Wouldn't know. Don't have sand or lines. Guess mine are invisible.

Want me to do it?

He's dangerous. And I know you are too, but he's also a jerk. And I know you are too, but in a fun way.

Don't got spilling blood on my account. If I want it done, I'll do it.

You think I'm fun~

Fine fine. Any other way I can help?

Yeah yeah. Don't get too happy. If you weren't a dame I'dve smacked you for some of the stuff you've said.

...Beer.

Forgive if I forgot to learn manners along the way. Tragic childhood backstory etc etc.

Could do that. Is this more a beer and company request, or you just want it dropped off.